[One advantage to being 7 feet tall: you can hold something up really high and pretty much anyone shorter than you has no chance of snatching it away.]

Not until you clean your mess up! I don't know what crawled up your backside lately, but this is my tour bus! You follow my rules! And while you may do so, I don't live in a barn like a lazy pig!

So get recycling and pick up your cans, or you won't get these [Shakes the headphones] back! Got it?