I need this like I need a hole in the head. GET OFF.
[He tried prying Kouha's arms off his legs. If he could get them loose, he was going to pick him up and...something. Obviously not throw him off the bus, but he was fairy certain he could come up with an acceptable solution to the issue that didn't involve homicide. Probably. He was very well read and probably over-educated for the field he'd found himself in, but that didn't mean his preferred problem-solving method had to be anything more sophisticated than "hit it until it works better."]
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[He tried prying Kouha's arms off his legs. If he could get them loose, he was going to pick him up and...something. Obviously not throw him off the bus, but he was fairy certain he could come up with an acceptable solution to the issue that didn't involve homicide. Probably. He was very well read and probably over-educated for the field he'd found himself in, but that didn't mean his preferred problem-solving method had to be anything more sophisticated than "hit it until it works better."]