[ In hindsight, he guesses it makes sense that neither of them would know what this is or why they're stuck here. Pretty hard to recon in a Lisa Frank sticker or whatever. ]

Uuugh, tell me about it. I gave birth to alien jesus and this is still way too weird! Why does this stuff always happen when we're on break from almost getting killed? [ It's all fun and games until someone pulls them into a civil war or shoots them. With as many times as it's happened since he first got stationed on Blood Gulch, the question is more or less rhetorical. Tucker's followup is less so. ]

I couldn't find any open channels, either. There's a jammer or some weird sci-fi bullshit or something messing with the radios. [ Forget rainbow connection. It's straight-up slasher flick in this mess. All they need now is to get a car and have it break down. He bets that if his sword could have been bothered to show up here, he could just cut through some psychedelic brainwaves like any dude with a machete in the jungle in the movies. Problem solved. ]