[so much hair that it's easy as hell to grab hold of it. Dumbass is going to have a hell of a time with that side shave. But Xanxus has feet of the stuff to grab and use to try and wrench the dude's neck out of place.
and HOLY FUCK THAT FUCKER IS LOUD. He actually can't hear anything for a good minute or two after.]
It's so small you need a fucking microscope to masterbate!
[From your mom to dick jokes. Yep. This night is going well]
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[so much hair that it's easy as hell to grab hold of it. Dumbass is going to have a hell of a time with that side shave. But Xanxus has feet of the stuff to grab and use to try and wrench the dude's neck out of place.
and HOLY FUCK THAT FUCKER IS LOUD. He actually can't hear anything for a good minute or two after.]
It's so small you need a fucking microscope to masterbate!
[From your mom to dick jokes. Yep. This night is going well]