Ah, right. He lazily holds out one hand. "Artolo Apemis. It'll be a pleasure if you can last a month without getting fucked over by the vets."

Reassuring, he knows.

"Anyway, while I could get you a huge damn list, let's just say that she's a controlling heartless witch and leave it at that." True, not... lately, at least not to him, which is weirding him out in so many ways, but he doesn't forget things easily.