He doesn't know what the hell he said to get stared at like that. After a moment, he frowns a little more. "Hey. Watch your mouth! Just because I think it's a crime to steal good food doesn't make me good. After all, I catch your pasta thief, I'm probably going to kill them." Because death is totally a fitting punishment for such a evil crime.

"But that depends on just how good it is. If it tastes like crap, they can totally have it."