Woah, woah, woah. Who says I'm being suspicious. It's just part of one of my many magical tricks.

[Yeah, right. But reaching into his picket he pulls out--! A...paperclip? Er... That's not what he wanted. Some more scrounging!!! Eventually he comes out with a contract okay, it's a totally legal looking contract. Something something about repayment either monetarily through valuable goods or services rendered for heroic acts. He passes it over!]

I keep this just in case for tough nuts like you~. You want to be compensated? Let's do business.

[This is not how you do business at all.....]