What terrible duplicity! A good antagonist announces their intentions to harm you. In excruciating detail! With occasional hints on how to escape, so you can face their later, greater obstacles!

[He says, with all the conviction of somebody who has done just that. Even if he thought of himself as the protagonist in his scenario, the same principles apply.]

They shouldn't hide what they're planning from peoples' own minds! You're right, human! This isn't fair to anybody. We need to go even the odds!

[Papyrus holds a hand to his chest, and a convenient flutter of wind(?) sets his scarf to billowing behind him. Really, could she imagine a more heroic skeleton to join her on this quest?]