"His name is The Doctor. Not his real name of course, but Time Lords don't share their real name with almost anyone. He's a mad man with a box- me. I am his TARDIS. Time And Relative Dimension In Space. A time machine. His time machine. I wanted to see the universe and explore the stars, but I was. am. an outdated model. I was put out for parts! So I unlocked my door, waiting for him, the only one mad enough to steal me and go on a wild adventure across the stars. Of course, he never turns off the parking breaks, but I think I might get upset if he did at this point. I never said I wasn't human, did I? I'm just in a human body. I'm not really meant to be in a human body, but this universe has forced some of me dormant. It means this body has stopped dying. Well, it's still dying, but not so quickly now. Bodies tend to do that after a while. But he is an amazing man. Wants to save as many people as he can, and I'm the one that makes sure that he gets there to do it. Every time. Though he does get upset when I make him go somewhere he wasn't intending, but of course Time Lord is a bit of a name and not quite descriptive of their mastery of time. Hm. Maybe I should be called a Time Lord instead. Humans look Time Lord, but humans only have one heart. It's really amazing, how you all run on one heart! My Thief has a habit of getting one of his to stop regularly, but he's just impossibly danger-prone. Probably how he ended up in this mess! It won't be the first time I've had to come to his rescue. He is such an idiot, but I just want to kiss him!"

Did she breathe at all during that? She must have, it wasn't quite rushed enough to be in one breath.