The purple police officer erupts into laughter and suddenly starts shrinking and growing more hair. Amethyst points at Greg and continues laughing as she returns to her real form.

"Wow Greg! Lying to a police officer? I never thought you'd deny your love of that van! I mean look at the paint job on this mobile home!" She pats the side of the van and it slips off the sideways tire keeping it crookedly elevated, making the vehicle crash a last six inches into the sand. "Or beach house," she corrects herself. "It's better when it has wheels."