...Remember when I said the cause was going to sound ridiculous?

[Because that's the point they're at now. Still, might as well get it over with.]

Yes, slaves, but specifically, music slaves. That is to say, they've brainwashed everyone into thinking they've signed into music labels to become rockstars. Apparently, music generates some sort of power, and they're leeching off of it.

[...Even with that added, it still sounds ridiculous. Sigh.]