Well, time and space threatening to fall apart is a fairly good enough reason by my book.

[Mammon tilts their head back to look up at the redhead, arms crossed over their chest. See all these tears that are being spilt over his happy hour being ruined. Sorry, body, the raging alcoholic they deal with is a lot more intimidating. Your annoyance means nothing to them.]

Your cheap booze isn't going anywhere, on the other hand.