[And excuse you, gramps, black hoods are always in style. For, you know, cultists for most of history except the more recent bits, but listen. Shut up.]
The actual cause is going to sound ridiculous, so I'll just start off with the result first, which is that someone's disrupted space and time for imbecilic reasons, and we need every bit of help we can get to put things back in order.
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[And excuse you, gramps, black hoods are always in style. For, you know, cultists for most of history except the more recent bits, but listen. Shut up.]
The actual cause is going to sound ridiculous, so I'll just start off with the result first, which is that someone's disrupted space and time for imbecilic reasons, and we need every bit of help we can get to put things back in order.
[A pause.]
Also, happen to know brain surgery?